Wallpapers that last
Let's face it, you're vertically challenged. It's pretty funny to watch you waddle around like a penguin or get used as an arm rest on the daily, but we felt that you could use a bit of a confidence boost. That's why each of our wallpapers are specifically created for unique aspect ratios like phone screens. Once purchased, you get access to a high quality 9:20 PNG download that is specialized for taller displays, ensuring that you won't need to crop in if you don't want to.
Tall. Tall. Tall.
When was the last time you felt anything? You peaked in high school, and it's been downhill ever since. The only thing working out in your life is your tear ducts. Our images won't solve any of those problems, but your lockscreen will look fantastic.
Resolution overkill.
When was the last time you felt anything? You peaked in high school, and it's been downhill ever since. The only thing working out in your life is your tear ducts. Our images won't solve any of those problems, but your lockscreen will look fantastic.
Resolution Overkill.
You're going to jail.
Nice try buddy, but right clicking won’t get you very far. The high-quality versions are only sent to customers once purchased. Sure, it would be nice to get them for free; but remember who you’re stealing from - we’re just a bunch of silly little dudes. Silly little dudes with CIA and FBI connections. You wouldn’t download a car, would you?
You're going to jail.
Nice try buddy, but right clicking won’t get you very far. The high-quality versions are only sent to customers once purchased. Sure, it would be nice to get them for free; but remember who you’re stealing from - we’re just a bunch of silly little dudes. Silly little dudes with CIA and FBI connections. You wouldn’t download a car, right?
Unethically sourced.
Look at this guy. Not a thought behind those eyes. He creates all the pictures and lets us sell them!
We can't believe it either.
Anyways, he's pretty washed, so follow him on social media. It's the least you could do.
